Tax Day

The following is a true story:
My Accountant: Do you follow current events?
Me: Yeah.
My Accountant: You know how there's a lot of talk about the middle class getting screwed...
Me: Yeah.
My Accountant: That's what happened this year. You did better than last year and there aren't any deductions available for you.

Hey Bank of America, GE and all you other multi-national criminals corporations, go fuck yourselves.